It is 5:20 in the morning. I smell like some type of melon and vitamin E, I’ve already had my coffee (HYDRO FLASK WIN!), I’m cooking eggs for breakfast, and I haven’t been mean to my husband (yet).
I’m AWAKE and I don’t have to be.
I’m pretty sure I was half awake all night anticipating my alarms, but still. I’m up and don’t want to commit murder of myself or others
Definite win. Thanks Facebook!